If I were planning to gamble
I’d be laying down a plot
Assessing all my free time
(this weekend, I have a lot!)
I’d be setting aside some money
And making secret plans
Inventing a foolproof story
To deceive my G free fans!
Above all, I’d squiff my contact
With Gambling Therapy
Wouldn’t dare attend the Chat Groups
(in case Charles would see through me!)
I’d have my plot so fine tuned
Convinced I’d never be caught
At this stage I would be ready
To insert fifty in that slot
Although I’m free this weekend
And will be set up with cash
I have managed to change my mindset
To prevent another crash.
This time I’m seek help
Before I self destruct
Instead of running for cover
Coming back to say I’m ******
Because I WON’T be gambling
There is no need to hide
So here I am on GT
Writing my poem with pride!