Today I feel a little rough,
These paracetemol are not enough To stop my head, oh how it throbs,
I’ve been home today away from jobs Aches and pains and feeling chills
Won’t stop me though and here I will Man the groups and wait and see
Who turns up to talk to me Compulsive gamblers – girls and boys
Come and talk but please no noise I’m here for now, see how it goes
I’ve got a hanky for my nose I might get worse, we’ll wait and see
Then Cate can come and cover me!
Now I know I am merely a bloke
But this man flu thing is really no joke Thanks to all who came to say
Get well soon and in their way Cheer me up with company
As they shared recovery Thanks to to Cate who took pity
Now it’s off to bed for me Now I hope you come to say
Hi to Cate – just say Hey . Good night to one and all
I’m off for more paracetemol!